We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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