i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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