She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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