idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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