You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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