oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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