who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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