How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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