what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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