How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Boobs speak an international language.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
