i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
