if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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