Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
