i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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