he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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