If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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