When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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