He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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