Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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