would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
