You really coming over, don't trick.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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