She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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