roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
operation harelip BJ is a go
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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