i think my mom watched the whole time
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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