Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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