dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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