The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't deserve a penis
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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