Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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