Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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