it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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