She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
