what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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