Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I touched a dick in church today
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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