I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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