it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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