I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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