I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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