I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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