she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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