D3 body, D1 cock
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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