doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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