its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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