clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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