Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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