matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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