We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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