SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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