is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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