So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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