Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Dignity is for republicans.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My dick has a subreddit
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
