butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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